manscaping

tonight my parents suggested that i trim off a little bit of my bountiful arm hair in order to appear less gorilla-like. so i trimmed the left arm just fine (im right handed) and then my mom kindly offered to do my right arm for me. my dad suggested we use his electric razor and just skim the top off of my o-so-sexy arm hair. my mom got really into it and then i hear a zzzzzZZZZZ. no now my arms appear relatively normal except for a few bald spots and corn rows. it is so hot, i just might post a picture.

conference te...

conference tennis match today and i and the team won. the weirdest thing happened - i was playing and my memory totally erased. i had no idea who was serving or what the score was. i gave the balls to her (even though it was my serve), and was eventually convinced that it was really my serve and that it was not deuce but 15 all. it was like i was sleeping and then suddenly woke up and was on the court with no idea what was happening. im hoping that this is some kind of sign of dehydration instead of early onset alzeimers, ebola, or syphillis.

my...

my internet has been broken but now it is finally fixed - but that is probably obvious because this is an internet post. anyways, after a few days my mom said, "you know, maybe that orange cord that i accidentaly dug up in the yard had something to do with your internet." and it did! so now its all better. it has been a trememdously long week. sims 2 came put in wednesday - i have been waiting for this godsend for more than a year. i can only play it after i finish my homework (usually around 10:00), but atleast it is finally here. pep rally today was pretty fun and strange as usual. highlights:- ben reicher dipping his entire face in whipped cream- homecoming video- watching the field hockey team make fools out of themselves (their skit involved laying on top of each other and ...well thats it)for the tennis video i was featured in about 90% of it beacause i was the only one that would let michael sarnoski film me play, but its okay because i was totally hot in it. - conference meet tomorrow and im really nervous because i have to play a girl that always cheats when i play her. coach is out of town though so atleast he won't be yelling at me every set. really hot new student from poland named steven. (but he is really south african). he is in my AP chem class so even though he is way smarter than me i still "help" him with his homework occasionally. i dont really think he understands much of what i say but thats ok.my horoscope:your love is dead, but dead love is not like a dead person. All the car batteries, radioactive injections, and monkey extract in the world won't bring it back.

aaaaaaaa!intern...

aaaaaaaa!internet at home brokeni know everyone must be extremely upset without regular updates from me so i shall fix it soon.

(too much tennis)*4

big tennis tournament today and yesterday. there were 16 teams, so everyone was at a different site. i lost my first match to the intense dissappointment of my coach but won the backdraw. 8 hours of tennis in 2 days was a little much, and i feel really weird now. in other news...watched blow last night (because of johnny of course) and it was pretty good. i am now trying to delay my inevitable homework. my horoscope:you'll be questioned by authorities and charged with criminal incompetence after a man you suposedly taught to fish dies of starvation.english paper snippet (about images vs. reality)- "the image i project to other people drastically differs from my true personality. I think many strange things that i do not say out loud for fear of not being accepted. For example, everytime i see a baby, i get a mental of shotputting the baby into a pool of jello. (it would land safely of course)."out,Kristy

the inter...

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vegetable art

here is the vegetable head from digital art classfeast your eyes on this sex icon (made in my likeness of course)