manscaping

tonight my parents suggested that i trim off a little bit of my bountiful arm hair in order to appear less gorilla-like. so i trimmed the left arm just fine (im right handed) and then my mom kindly offered to do my right arm for me. my dad suggested we use his electric razor and just skim the top off of my o-so-sexy arm hair. my mom got really into it and then i hear a zzzzzZZZZZ. no now my arms appear relatively normal except for a few bald spots and corn rows. it is so hot, i just might post a picture.

conference te...

conference tennis match today and i and the team won. the weirdest thing happened - i was playing and my memory totally erased. i had no idea who was serving or what the score was. i gave the balls to her (even though it was my serve), and was eventually convinced that it was really my serve and that it was not deuce but 15 all. it was like i was sleeping and then suddenly woke up and was on the court with no idea what was happening. im hoping that this is some kind of sign of dehydration instead of early onset alzeimers, ebola, or syphillis.