Saturday, June 16, 2007

today's onion poll



WHAT'S THE ONLY FLAW IN OUR INGENIOUS PLAN???18% - boiling point at 30,000 feet several degrees lower25% - extra guard dog posted, brought only three hypodermic needles22% - vicar failed to take evening tea23% - that crafty fox made of sterner stuff than we anticipated12% - spouse found out about it

5 comments:

samexmistake said...

you are a mollusk and you know it

newnewsex said...

how did you find out?

scra5395yahoocom said...

i knew something was wrong when you refused to lather my scalp with whipped cream

odlgtipsyahoocom said...

i don't lather scalps with dairy products on full moons - it is just a personal belief of mine

crwzymindktaorayahoocom said...

i am melting in the presence of all of this cleverness.